May 2013
circumcisions: swiggity swashboard whats on the dashboard
May 21st
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Listenthe-vashta-nerada: shakeitupbaby: ...
May 20th
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Listenbloodyapocalypse666: incessantlyphlegmatic: ...
May 20th
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smallandbright: In Texas we don’t say “I love you” we say “Howdy doo my cock is for you.” And I think that’s so beautiful
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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meladoodle: *throws coins at strippers really hard*
May 20th
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sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
May 20th
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May 20th
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deodrant: i love sleeping to avoid problems
May 20th
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neongenesisevangelion64 asked: josts its like you but a gost
May 20th
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
May 20th
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ostracizedpoodle: am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
May 20th
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textuallyaroused: it feels like pyramid head is thrashing around in my uterus
May 20th
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flyinginafriendshipship: what if church was called jesuscon
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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neongenesisevangelion64 asked: lugigs mans ion: gosts help with the gosts please
May 19th
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neongenesisevangelion64 asked: lugig
May 19th
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neongenesisevangelion64 asked: gost s
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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youngstero: walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
May 19th
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commanderinqueef: catholicnun: whatcha gonna do with all dat junk recycle it
May 19th
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May 19th
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Pierce no....
ratboigles: haha hey so you got my letter huh yeah you’re welcome he he you are really adorable about getting mail i Pierce I…don’t think that’s something to show your friends… Pierce I- Pierce I’m happy you cherish this uh, letter from me but WAIT NO I REALLY DON’T THINK-
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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notyoudonut: “Soft moans and pants filled the air…”
May 19th
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kaworutrio: philip-traum replied to your post: g u y s  I really wanna draw lotf stuff for you… a series of Merry Merridews.
May 19th
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mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
May 19th
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coagulates: I just wanna kiss you for a few hours
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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